Don’t tell her
Two twins went to the kindergarten．“Who's the elder and who's the younger one?” asked a nurse．
One of them winked and said,“Elder brother,don't tell her．”
不 要 告 诉 她
两个双胞胎走进幼儿园.“你们两个谁大谁小?”保育员问.
其中的一个眨了眨眼睛说,“哥哥,不要告诉她.”
Now I can go home
One day after school the teacher said to his students,“Tomorrow morning,if any one of you can answer my first question．I'll permit him or her to go home earlier．” The next day,when the teacher came into the classroom,he found the blackboard daubed．He was very angry and asked,“Who did it?Please stand up!” “It' s me,”said Bob,“Now,I can go home,Good－bye,Sir!”
我 可 以 回 家 了
一天,放学以后,老师对他的学生们说：“明天上午,如果你们当中的任何一个同学能回答我的第一个问题,我就准许他或她最先回家.”第二天,老师走进教室时发现黑板已被乱涂,他非常生气地问：“谁涂的?请站起来.”鲍勃说：“先生,是我,现在我可以回家了,再见.”
You don’t have to pay for lightning
Teacher：Who can tell me the difference between lightning and electricity?
Student：You don’ t have to pay for lightning.
闪电不用付钱
老师：谁能告诉我闪电与电的区别?
学生：闪电不用付钱. Don’t tell her
Two twins went to the kindergarten．“Who's the elder and who's the younger one?” asked a nurse．
One of them winked and said,“Elder brother,don't tell her．”
不 要 告 诉 她
两个双胞胎走进幼儿园.“你们两个谁大谁小?”保育员问.
其中的一个眨了眨眼睛说,“哥哥,不要告诉她.”
Now I can go home
One day after school the teacher said to his students,“Tomorrow morning,if any one of you can answer my first question．I'll permit him or her to go home earlier．” The next day,when the teacher came into the classroom,he found the blackboard daubed．He was very angry and asked,“Who did it?Please stand up!” “It' s me,”said Bob,“Now,I can go home,Good－bye,Sir!”
我 可 以 回 家 了
一天,放学以后,老师对他的学生们说：“明天上午,如果你们当中的任何一个同学能回答我的第一个问题,我就准许他或她最先回家.”第二天,老师走进教室时发现黑板已被乱涂,他非常生气地问：“谁涂的?请站起来.”鲍勃说：“先生,是我,现在我可以回家了,再见.”
You don’t have to pay for lightning
Teacher：Who can tell me the difference between lightning and electricity?
Student：You don’ t have to pay for lightning.
闪电不用付钱
老师：谁能告诉我闪电与电的区别?
学生：闪电不用付钱.