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1英语笑话
一、我是单身汉
Jack feell off his bicycle and got hurt. A beautiful young nurse asked him to fill forms. Jack finished them and gave them back."Anything else?" The nurse asked. "Yes,"Jack thinks for a while and said,"I'm a bachelor."
杰克骑车摔伤,得住院治疗.一位年轻美貌的护士拿着表格让填.仞杰克填好递上表格"还有什么漏填的?"护士问. "有!"杰克想了想说,"我是个单身汉."
二、死予肝癌的人100%都吃饭
Wife:You see.According to te statistics on the paper 80% of those who have died of liver cancer have drunk alcoho.
Husband:It's okey. To my investigation, all Thespeopleeat meals.
妻子：你看这张报纸,据统计,死于肝癌的人80%都是喝酒的.
丈夫：那有什么?据我调查,死予肝癌的人100%都吃饭的.
三、位置上的冰激凌
"Excuse me,but the seat you've taken is mine."
"Yours?Can you prove it?"
"Yes,I put a cup of ice cream on it."
"请原谅,你占了我的位置."
"你的位置?你能征明这点吗?"
"能,我在位置上放了杯 冰激凌."
四、别无选择
One day,Eve asked Adam,"Doyou really love me?"
Adam said helplessly,"Do I have any other choice?"
一天,夏娃问亚当："你当真爱我吗?"
亚当无可奈何地回答："我还有的选择吗?"
五、总是口渴
Always Thirsty
"I had an operation," said a man to his friend, "and the doctor left a sponge in me."
"That"s terrible!" said the friend. "Got any pain?"
"No, but I am always thirsty!"
总感到口渴
一个男人对他的朋友说：“我动了一次手术,手术后医生把一块海绵忘在我的身体里了.”
“真是太糟糕了!”朋友说道：“你觉得疼吗?”
“不疼,可是我总感到口渴.”
2英语谚语
1. Pain past is pleasure.
无论多么艰难一定要咬牙冲过去,将来回忆起来一定甜蜜无比.
2. While there is life, there is hope.
有生命就有希望/留得青山在,不怕没柴烧.
3. Wisdom in the mind is better than money in the hand.
脑中有知识,胜过手中有金钱.
4. Storms make trees take deeper roots.
风暴使树木深深扎根./感激敌人,感激挫折!
5. Nothing is impossible for a willing heart.
心之所愿,无所不成./坚持一个信念就一定会成功.
6. The shortest answer is doing.
最简单的回答就是干.
7. All things are difficult before they are easy.
凡事必先难后易./放弃投机取巧的幻想.
8. Great hopes make great man.
伟大的理想造就伟大的人.
9. God helps those who help themselves.
天助自助者.
12. East or west, home is best.
东好西好,还是家里最好.
13. Two heads are better than one.
三个臭皮匠,顶个诸葛亮.
14. Good company on the road is the shortest cut.
行路有良伴就是捷径.
15. Constant dropping wears the stone.
滴水穿石.
16. Better late than never.
迟做总比不做好；晚来总比不来好.
17.Actions speak louder than words.
行动比语言更响亮.
18.The tongue is boneless but it breaks bones.
舌无骨却能折断骨.
19.Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
无热情成就不了伟业.
20.Knowing something of everything and everything of something.
通百艺而专一长.
3英语故事
A Hasty Settlement
YOUR Honour," said an Attorney, rising, "what is the present
status of this case - as far as it has gone?"
"I have given a judgment for the residuary legatee under the will,"
said the Court, "put the costs upon the contestants, decided all
questions relating to fees and other charges; and, in short, the
estate in litigation has been settled, with all controversies,
disputes, misunderstandings, and differences of opinion thereunto
appertaining."
"Ah, yes, I see," said the Attorney, thoughtfully, "we are making
progress - we are getting on famously."
"Progress?" echoed the Judge - "progress? Why, sir, the matter is
concluded!"
"Exactly, exactly; it had to be concluded in order to give
relevancy to the motion that I am about to make. Your Honour, I
move that the judgment of the Court be set aside and the case
reopened."
"Upon what ground, sir?" the Judge asked in surprise.
"Upon the ground," said the Attorney, "that after paying all fees
and expenses of litigation and all charges against the estate there
will still be something left."
"There may have been an error," said His Honour, thoughtfully -
"the Court may have underestimated the value of the estate. The
motion is taken under advisement."
4英语演讲
我有一个梦想
I have a dream
……I say to you, my friends, so even though we must face the difficulties of today and tomorrow, I still have a dream. It is a dream deeply rooted in the American d
ream.
I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed - we hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal.
I have a dream that one day on the red hills of Georgia, sons of former slaves and sons of former slave-owners will be able to sit down together at the table of brotherhood.
I have a dream that one day, even the state of Mississippi, a state sweltering with the heat of injustice, sweltering with the heat of oppression, will be transformed into an oasis of freedom and justice.
I have a dream my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character.
I have a dream today!
I have a dream that one day down in Alabama, with its vicious racists, with its governor having his lips dripping with the words of interposition and nullification, one day right there in Alabama little black boys and black girls will be able to join hands with little white boys and white girls as sisters and brothers.
I have a dream today.
I have a dream that one day every valley shall be exalted, every hill and mountain shall be made low, the rough places shall be made plain, and the crooked places shall be made straight and the glory of the Lord will be revealed and all flesh shall see it together.
This is our hope. This is the faith that I go back to the South with.
With this faith we will be able to hew out of the mountain of despair a stone of hope.
With this faith we will be able to transform the jangling discords of our nation into a beautiful symphony of brotherhood.
With this faith we will be able to work together, to pray together, to go to jail together, knowing that we will be free one day.
This will be the day when all of God's children will be able to sing with new meaning-"my country 'tis of thee; sweet land of liberty; of thee I sing; land where my fathers died, land of the pilgrim's pride; from every mountain side, let freedom ring"-and if America is to be a great nation, this must become true.
So let freedom ring -- from the prodigious hill tops of New Hampshire, let freedom ring; from the mighty mountains of New York.Let freedom ring -- from the heightening Alleghenies of Pennsylvania.
Let freedom ring from the snow-capped Rockies of Colorado.
Let freedom ring from the curvaceous slopes of California.
But not only that.Let freedom ring from the Stone Mountain of Georgia.
Let freedom ring from Lookout Mountain of Tennessee.
Let freedom ring from every hill and molehill of Mississippi, from every mountainside, let freedom ring.
When we allow freedom to ring, when we let it ring from every village and hamlet, from every state and city, we will be able to speed up that day when all of God's children - black men and white men, Jews and Gentiles,
Catholics and Protestants - will be able to join hands and to sing in the words of the old Negro spiritual, "Free at last, free at last; thank God Almighty, we are free at last."
你可以在百度词典里写上一些自我介绍的汉字,将它改成中英文翻译,自己一抄就行了,在自己装饰一下就行,我现在不能给你插入附件请谅解一下.
可以从多方面入手,要有趣味性. 提供以下资料
1英语笑话
一、我是单身汉
Jack feell off his bicycle and got hurt. A beautiful young nurse asked him to fill forms. Jack finished them and gave them back."Anything else?" The nurse asked. "Yes,"Jack thinks for a while and said,"I'm a bachelor."
杰克骑车摔伤,得住院治疗.一位年轻美貌的护士拿着表格让填.仞杰克填好递上表格"还有什么漏填的?"护士问. "有!"杰克想了想说,"我是个单身汉."
二、死予肝癌的人100%都吃饭
Wife:You see.According to te statistics on the paper 80% of those who have died of liver cancer have drunk alcoho.
Husband:It's okey. To my investigation, all Thespeopleeat meals.
妻子：你看这张报纸,据统计,死于肝癌的人80%都是喝酒的.
丈夫：那有什么?据我调查,死予肝癌的人100%都吃饭的.
三、位置上的冰激凌
"Excuse me,but the seat you've taken is mine."
"Yours?Can you prove it?"
"Yes,I put a cup of ice cream on it."
"请原谅,你占了我的位置."
"你的位置?你能征明这点吗?"
"能,我在位置上放了杯 冰激凌."
四、别无选择
One day,Eve asked Adam,"Doyou really love me?"
Adam said helplessly,"Do I have any other choice?"
一天,夏娃问亚当："你当真爱我吗?"
亚当无可奈何地回答："我还有的选择吗?"
五、总是口渴
Always Thirsty
"I had an operation," said a man to his friend, "and the doctor left a sponge in me."
"That"s terrible!" said the friend. "Got any pain?"
"No, but I am always thirsty!"
总感到口渴
一个男人对他的朋友说：“我动了一次手术,手术后医生把一块海绵忘在我的身体里了.”
“真是太糟糕了!”朋友说道：“你觉得疼吗?”
“不疼,可是我总感到口渴.”
2英语谚语
1. Pain past is pleasure.
无论多么艰难一定要咬牙冲过去,将来回忆起来一定甜蜜无比.
2. While there is life, there is hope.
有生命就有希望/留得青山在,不怕没柴烧.
3. Wisdom in the mind is better than money in the hand.
脑中有知识,胜过手中有金钱.
4. Storms make trees take deeper roots.
风暴使树木深深扎根./感激敌人,感激挫折!
5. Nothing is impossible for a willing heart.
心之所愿,无所不成./坚持一个信念就一定会成功.
6. The shortest answer is doing.
最简单的回答就是干.
7. All things are difficult before they are easy.
凡事必先难后易./放弃投机取巧的幻想.
8. Great hopes make great man.
伟大的理想造就伟大的人.
9. God helps those who help themselves.
天助自助者.
12. East or west, home is best.
东好西好,还是家里最好.
13. Two heads are better than one.
三个臭皮匠,顶个诸葛亮.
14. Good company on the road is the shortest cut.
行路有良伴就是捷径.
15. Constant dropping wears the stone.
滴水穿石.
16. Better late than never.
迟做总比不做好；晚来总比不来好.
17.Actions speak louder than words.
行动比语言更响亮.
18.The tongue is boneless but it breaks bones.
舌无骨却能折断骨.
19.Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
无热情成就不了伟业.
20.Knowing something of everything and everything of something.
通百艺而专一长.
3英语故事
A Hasty Settlement
YOUR Honour," said an Attorney, rising, "what is the present
status of this case - as far as it has gone?"
"I have given a judgment for the residuary legatee under the will,"
said the Court, "put the costs upon the contestants, decided all
questions relating to fees and other charges; and, in short, the
estate in litigation has been settled, with all controversies,
disputes, misunderstandings, and differences of opinion thereunto
appertaining."
"Ah, yes, I see," said the Attorney, thoughtfully, "we are making
progress - we are getting on famously."
"Progress?" echoed the Judge - "progress? Why, sir, the matter is
concluded!"
"Exactly, exactly; it had to be concluded in order to give
relevancy to the motion that I am about to make. Your Honour, I
move that the judgment of the Court be set aside and the case
reopened."
"Upon what ground, sir?" the Judge asked in surprise.
"Upon the ground," said the Attorney, "that after paying all fees
and expenses of litigation and all charges against the estate there
will still be something left."
"There may have been an error," said His Honour, thoughtfully -
"the Court may have underestimated the value of the estate. The
motion is taken under advisement."
4英语演讲
我有一个梦想
I have a dream
……I say to you, my friends, so even though we must face the difficulties of today and tomorrow, I still have a dream. It is a dream deeply rooted in the American d
ream.
I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed - we hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal.
I have a dream that one day on the red hills of Georgia, sons of former slaves and sons of former slave-owners will be able to sit down together at the table of brotherhood.
I have a dream that one day, even the state of Mississippi, a state sweltering with the heat of injustice, sweltering with the heat of oppression, will be transformed into an oasis of freedom and justice.
I have a dream my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character.
I have a dream today!
I have a dream that one day down in Alabama, with its vicious racists, with its governor having his lips dripping with the words of interposition and nullification, one day right there in Alabama little black boys and black girls will be able to join hands with little white boys and white girls as sisters and brothers.
I have a dream today.
I have a dream that one day every valley shall be exalted, every hill and mountain shall be made low, the rough places shall be made plain, and the crooked places shall be made straight and the glory of the Lord will be revealed and all flesh shall see it together.
This is our hope. This is the faith that I go back to the South with.
With this faith we will be able to hew out of the mountain of despair a stone of hope.
With this faith we will be able to transform the jangling discords of our nation into a beautiful symphony of brotherhood.
With this faith we will be able to work together, to pray together, to go to jail together, knowing that we will be free one day.
This will be the day when all of God's children will be able to sing with new meaning-"my country 'tis of thee; sweet land of liberty; of thee I sing; land where my fathers died, land of the pilgrim's pride; from every mountain side, let freedom ring"-and if America is to be a great nation, this must become true.
So let freedom ring -- from the prodigious hill tops of New Hampshire, let freedom ring; from the mighty mountains of New York.Let freedom ring -- from the heightening Alleghenies of Pennsylvania.
Let freedom ring from the snow-capped Rockies of Colorado.
Let freedom ring from the curvaceous slopes of California.
But not only that.Let freedom ring from the Stone Mountain of Georgia.
Let freedom ring from Lookout Mountain of Tennessee.
Let freedom ring from every hill and molehill of Mississippi, from every mountainside, let freedom ring.
When we allow freedom to ring, when we let it ring from every village and hamlet, from every state and city, we will be able to speed up that day when all of God's children - black men and white men, Jews and Gentiles,
Catholics and Protestants - will be able to join hands and to sing in the words of the old Negro spiritual, "Free at last, free at last; thank God Almighty, we are free at last."
你可以在百度词典里写上一些自我介绍的汉字,将它改成中英文翻译,自己一抄就行了,在自己装饰一下就行,我现在不能给你插入附件请谅解一下.