求一篇搞笑一点的英语小短文（400-500字左右）!
2019-05-03
求一篇搞笑一点的英语小短文（400-500字左右）!
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新概念英语第二册中有许多有趣的课文
Lesson1 Aprivate conversation私人谈话
Lesson 2 Breakfast or lunch?早餐还是午餐?
Lesson 3 Please send me a card寄张明信片
Lesson 4 An exciting trip激动人心的旅行
Lesson 5 No wrong numbers无错号之虞
Lesson 6 Percy Buttons珀西·巴顿斯
Lesson 7 Too late为时太晚
Lesson 8 The best and the worst最好的和最差的
Lesson 9 A cold welcome冷遇
Lesson 10 Not for jazz不适于演奏爵士乐
Lesson 11 One good turn deserves another礼尚往来
Lesson 12 Goodbye and good luck再见,一路顺风
Lesson 13 The Greenwood Boys绿林少年
Lesson 14 Do you speak English?你会讲英语吗?
Lesson 15 Good news佳音
Lesson 16 A polite request彬彬有礼的要求
Lesson 17 Always young青春常驻
Lesson 18 He often does this!他经常干这种事!
Lesson 19 Sold out票已售完
Lesson 20 One man in a boat独坐孤舟
Lesson 21 Mad or not?是不是疯了?
Lesson 22 A glass envelope玻璃信封
Lesson 23 A new house新居
Lesson 24 It could be worse不幸中之万幸
Lesson 25 Do the English speak English?讲的是英语吗?
Lesson 26 The best art critics最佳艺术评论家
Lesson 27 A wet night雨夜
Lesson 28 No parking禁止停车
Lesson 29 Taxi!出租汽车!
Lesson 30 Football or polo?足球还是水球?
Lesson 31 Success story成功者的故事
Lesson 32 Shopping made easy购物变得很方便
Lesson 33 Out of the darkness冲出黑暗
Lesson 34 Quick work破案“神速”
Lesson 35 Stop thief!捉贼
Lesson 36 Across the Channel横渡海峡
Lesson 37 The Olympic Games奥林匹克运动会
Lesson 38 Everything except the weather唯没考虑天气
Lesson 39 Am I all right?我是否痊愈?
Lesson 40 Food and talk进餐与交谈
Lesson 41 Do you call that a hat?你把那个叫帽子吗?
Lesson 42 Not very musical并非很懂音乐
Lesson 43 Over the South Pole飞越南极
Lesson 44 Through the forest穿过森林
Lesson 45 A clear conscience问心无愧
Lesson 46 Expensive and uncomfortable既昂贵又受罪
Lesson 47 A thirsty ghost嗜酒的鬼魂
Lesson 48 Did you want to tell me something?
你想对我说什么吗?
Lesson 49 The end of a dream美梦告终
Lesson 50 Taken for a ride乘车兜风
Lesson 51 Reward for Virtue对美德的奖赏
Lesson 52 A pretty carpet漂亮的地毯
Lesson 53 Hot snake触电的蛇
Lesson 54 sticky fingers粘糊的手指
Lesson 55 Not a gold mine并非金矿
Lesson 56 Faster than sound!比声音还快!
Lesson 57 Can I help you,madam?您要买什么,夫人?
Lesson 58 A blessing in disguise?是因祸得福吗?
Lesson 59 In or out?进来还是出去?
Lesson 60 The future卜算未来
Lesson 61 Trouble with the Hubble哈勃望远镜的困境
Lesson 62 Affer the fire大火之后
Lesson 63 She was not amused她并不觉得好笑
Lesson 64 The Channel Tunnel海峡隧道
Lesson 65 Jumbo versus the police小象对警察
Lesson 66 Sweet as honey!像蜜一样甜!
Lesson 67 Volcanoes火山
Lesson 68 Persistent纠缠不休
Lesson 69 But not murder!并非谋杀!
Lesson 70 Red for danger危险的红色
Lesson 71 A famous clock一个著名的大钟
Lesson 72 A car called Bluebird“蓝鸟”汽车
Lesson 73 The record-holder纪录保持者
Lesson 74 Out of the limelight舞台之外
Lesson 75 SOS呼救信号
Lesson 76 April Fools' Day愚人节
Lesson 77 A successful operation一例成功的手术
Lesson 78 The last one?最后一枝吗?
Lesson 79 By air乘飞机
Lesson 80 The Crystal Palace水晶宫
Lesson 81 Escape脱逃
Lesson 82 Monster or fish?是妖还是鱼?
Lesson 83 After the elections大选之后
Lesson 84 On strike罢工
Lesson 85 Never too old to learn活到老学到老
Lesson 86 Out of control失控
Lesson 87 A perfect alibi极好的不在犯罪现场的证据
Lesson 88 Trapped in a mine困在矿井里
Lesson 89 A slip of the tongue口误
Lesson 90 What's for supper?晚餐吃什么?
Lesson 91 Three men in a basket三人同篮
Lesson 92 Asking for trouble自找麻烦
Lesson 93 A noble gift崇高的礼物
Lesson 94 Future champions未来的冠军
Lesson 95 A fantasy纯属虚构
Lesson 96 The dead return亡灵返乡
1、2、8、14、18、27、34、38、39、54、55、57、68、9、92、95比较有趣,
新概念英语第二册中有许多有趣的课文
Lesson1 Aprivate conversation私人谈话
Lesson 2 Breakfast or lunch?早餐还是午餐?
Lesson 3 Please send me a card寄张明信片
Lesson 4 An exciting trip激动人心的旅行
Lesson 5 No wrong numbers无错号之虞
Lesson 6 Percy Buttons珀西·巴顿斯
Lesson 7 Too late为时太晚
Lesson 8 The best and the worst最好的和最差的
Lesson 9 A cold welcome冷遇
Lesson 10 Not for jazz不适于演奏爵士乐
Lesson 11 One good turn deserves another礼尚往来
Lesson 12 Goodbye and good luck再见,一路顺风
Lesson 13 The Greenwood Boys绿林少年
Lesson 14 Do you speak English?你会讲英语吗?
Lesson 15 Good news佳音
Lesson 16 A polite request彬彬有礼的要求
Lesson 17 Always young青春常驻
Lesson 18 He often does this!他经常干这种事!
Lesson 19 Sold out票已售完
Lesson 20 One man in a boat独坐孤舟
Lesson 21 Mad or not?是不是疯了?
Lesson 22 A glass envelope玻璃信封
Lesson 23 A new house新居
Lesson 24 It could be worse不幸中之万幸
Lesson 25 Do the English speak English?讲的是英语吗?
Lesson 26 The best art critics最佳艺术评论家
Lesson 27 A wet night雨夜
Lesson 28 No parking禁止停车
Lesson 29 Taxi!出租汽车!
Lesson 30 Football or polo?足球还是水球?
Lesson 31 Success story成功者的故事
Lesson 32 Shopping made easy购物变得很方便
Lesson 33 Out of the darkness冲出黑暗
Lesson 34 Quick work破案“神速”
Lesson 35 Stop thief!捉贼
Lesson 36 Across the Channel横渡海峡
Lesson 37 The Olympic Games奥林匹克运动会
Lesson 38 Everything except the weather唯没考虑天气
Lesson 39 Am I all right?我是否痊愈?
Lesson 40 Food and talk进餐与交谈
Lesson 41 Do you call that a hat?你把那个叫帽子吗?
Lesson 42 Not very musical并非很懂音乐
Lesson 43 Over the South Pole飞越南极
Lesson 44 Through the forest穿过森林
Lesson 45 A clear conscience问心无愧
Lesson 46 Expensive and uncomfortable既昂贵又受罪
Lesson 47 A thirsty ghost嗜酒的鬼魂
Lesson 48 Did you want to tell me something?
你想对我说什么吗?
Lesson 49 The end of a dream美梦告终
Lesson 50 Taken for a ride乘车兜风
Lesson 51 Reward for Virtue对美德的奖赏
Lesson 52 A pretty carpet漂亮的地毯
Lesson 53 Hot snake触电的蛇
Lesson 54 sticky fingers粘糊的手指
Lesson 55 Not a gold mine并非金矿
Lesson 56 Faster than sound!比声音还快!
Lesson 57 Can I help you,madam?您要买什么,夫人?
Lesson 58 A blessing in disguise?是因祸得福吗?
Lesson 59 In or out?进来还是出去?
Lesson 60 The future卜算未来
Lesson 61 Trouble with the Hubble哈勃望远镜的困境
Lesson 62 Affer the fire大火之后
Lesson 63 She was not amused她并不觉得好笑
Lesson 64 The Channel Tunnel海峡隧道
Lesson 65 Jumbo versus the police小象对警察
Lesson 66 Sweet as honey!像蜜一样甜!
Lesson 67 Volcanoes火山
Lesson 68 Persistent纠缠不休
Lesson 69 But not murder!并非谋杀!
Lesson 70 Red for danger危险的红色
Lesson 71 A famous clock一个著名的大钟
Lesson 72 A car called Bluebird“蓝鸟”汽车
Lesson 73 The record-holder纪录保持者
Lesson 74 Out of the limelight舞台之外
Lesson 75 SOS呼救信号
Lesson 76 April Fools' Day愚人节
Lesson 77 A successful operation一例成功的手术
Lesson 78 The last one?最后一枝吗?
Lesson 79 By air乘飞机
Lesson 80 The Crystal Palace水晶宫
Lesson 81 Escape脱逃
Lesson 82 Monster or fish?是妖还是鱼?
Lesson 83 After the elections大选之后
Lesson 84 On strike罢工
Lesson 85 Never too old to learn活到老学到老
Lesson 86 Out of control失控
Lesson 87 A perfect alibi极好的不在犯罪现场的证据
Lesson 88 Trapped in a mine困在矿井里
Lesson 89 A slip of the tongue口误
Lesson 90 What's for supper?晚餐吃什么?
Lesson 91 Three men in a basket三人同篮
Lesson 92 Asking for trouble自找麻烦
Lesson 93 A noble gift崇高的礼物
Lesson 94 Future champions未来的冠军
Lesson 95 A fantasy纯属虚构
Lesson 96 The dead return亡灵返乡
1、2、8、14、18、27、34、38、39、54、55、57、68、9、92、95比较有趣,