A young executive was leaving the office at 6pm when he found the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand."Listen," said the CEO,"this is important,and my secretary has left.Can you make this thing work?"
"Certainly," said the young executive.He turned the machine on,inserted the paper,and pressed the start button.
"Excellent,excellent!" said the CEO as his paper disappeared inside the shredder."I just need one copy."
A man died and went to heaven.An angel met him at the Gates of Heaven and said,'Before you meet with God,I thought I should tell you - we've examined your whole life,and you really didn't do anything particularly good or bad.We're not sure whether we can admit you into heaven or not.Can you tell us anything exceptional you did that can help us make a decision?' The newly arrived soul thought for a moment and replied,'Yeah,once I was driving along and came upon a woman who was being harassed by a group of goons.So I pulled over,got out my tire iron,and went up to the leader of the gang.He was a big,muscular,hairy guy with tattoos all over his body and a ring pierced through his nose.Well,I tore the nose ring out of his nose,and told him that he and his gang had better stop bothering the woman or they would have to deal with me!' 'I'm impressed,' The angel responded,'When did this happen?' The man replied,'About two minutes ago'. A young executive was leaving the office at 6pm when he found the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand."Listen," said the CEO,"this is important,and my secretary has left.Can you make this thing work?"
"Certainly," said the young executive.He turned the machine on,inserted the paper,and pressed the start button.
"Excellent,excellent!" said the CEO as his paper disappeared inside the shredder."I just need one copy."
A man died and went to heaven.An angel met him at the Gates of Heaven and said,'Before you meet with God,I thought I should tell you - we've examined your whole life,and you really didn't do anything particularly good or bad.We're not sure whether we can admit you into heaven or not.Can you tell us anything exceptional you did that can help us make a decision?' The newly arrived soul thought for a moment and replied,'Yeah,once I was driving along and came upon a woman who was being harassed by a group of goons.So I pulled over,got out my tire iron,and went up to the leader of the gang.He was a big,muscular,hairy guy with tattoos all over his body and a ring pierced through his nose.Well,I tore the nose ring out of his nose,and told him that he and his gang had better stop bothering the woman or they would have to deal with me!' 'I'm impressed,' The angel responded,'When did this happen?' The man replied,'About two minutes ago'.