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(一)A dog owner claimed that his pet,when given money,would go to the news stall to buy a paper.His friend insisted on a demonstration and handed the dog some money - The dog trotted off,but an hour later he had still not returned with the paper.
"How much did you give him?" asked the owner.
"Five dollars."
"Well,that explains it.When you give him five dollars,he goes to a movie."
一位养狗人宣称:要是给了爱犬钱,它便会到报亭买份报纸来.他的朋友坚持要来做个演示,并给了狗一些钱.狗一溜小跑着去了.但一个小时过去了,仍不见它带报纸回来.
“你给了它多少钱?”狗的主人问.
“五元.”
“这就是了.你给它五元钱时,它就去看电影.”
(二):
A friend of mine was giving an English lesson to a class of adult who had recently come to live in the United States.
After placing quite a number of everyday objects on a table,he asked various members of the class to give him the ruler,the book,the pen and so on.The class went very smoothly and the students seemed interested and serious about the work that they were engaged in until when my friend turned to an Italian student and said,"Give me the kays."
The man looked surprised and somewhat at a loss.Seeing this,my friend thought that the student hadn't heard him clearly,so he repeated."Give me the kays." The Italian shrugged his shoulders.Then,he threw his arms around the teacher's neck and kissed him on both cheeks.
我的一位朋友在给一个成人学生班级上英语课.他们都是新近来美国生活的.
在一张桌子上摆了许多日常用品之后,他请全班同学给他挑出尺子,书本,钢笔等.课进行得井然有序,学生们对自己所做的似乎很感兴趣,也很认真.后来轮到一名来自意大利的学生,我的朋友说:“给我钥匙.”
那人看起来非常吃惊,也有点手足无措.看到这种情况,我的朋友想是他没有听清楚,于是又重复了一遍:“给我钥匙.”那位意大利学生耸了耸肩.接着,他伸出胳膊搂住老师的脖子在双颊上亲了两下
(三)
Take back what he said
Student A:If the Dean doesn’t take back what he said to me this morning,I am going to leave college.
Student B:What did he say?
Student A:He told me to leave college.
大学生甲:如果院长不收回今早对我说的话,那我就退学.
大学生乙:院长说的什么话?
大学生甲:他要我退学.
够了吧!
(一)A dog owner claimed that his pet,when given money,would go to the news stall to buy a paper.His friend insisted on a demonstration and handed the dog some money - The dog trotted off,but an hour later he had still not returned with the paper.
"How much did you give him?" asked the owner.
"Five dollars."
"Well,that explains it.When you give him five dollars,he goes to a movie."
一位养狗人宣称:要是给了爱犬钱,它便会到报亭买份报纸来.他的朋友坚持要来做个演示,并给了狗一些钱.狗一溜小跑着去了.但一个小时过去了,仍不见它带报纸回来.
“你给了它多少钱?”狗的主人问.
“五元.”
“这就是了.你给它五元钱时,它就去看电影.”
(二):
A friend of mine was giving an English lesson to a class of adult who had recently come to live in the United States.
After placing quite a number of everyday objects on a table,he asked various members of the class to give him the ruler,the book,the pen and so on.The class went very smoothly and the students seemed interested and serious about the work that they were engaged in until when my friend turned to an Italian student and said,"Give me the kays."
The man looked surprised and somewhat at a loss.Seeing this,my friend thought that the student hadn't heard him clearly,so he repeated."Give me the kays." The Italian shrugged his shoulders.Then,he threw his arms around the teacher's neck and kissed him on both cheeks.
我的一位朋友在给一个成人学生班级上英语课.他们都是新近来美国生活的.
在一张桌子上摆了许多日常用品之后,他请全班同学给他挑出尺子,书本,钢笔等.课进行得井然有序,学生们对自己所做的似乎很感兴趣,也很认真.后来轮到一名来自意大利的学生,我的朋友说:“给我钥匙.”
那人看起来非常吃惊,也有点手足无措.看到这种情况,我的朋友想是他没有听清楚,于是又重复了一遍:“给我钥匙.”那位意大利学生耸了耸肩.接着,他伸出胳膊搂住老师的脖子在双颊上亲了两下
(三)
Take back what he said
Student A:If the Dean doesn’t take back what he said to me this morning,I am going to leave college.
Student B:What did he say?
Student A:He told me to leave college.
大学生甲:如果院长不收回今早对我说的话,那我就退学.
大学生乙:院长说的什么话?
大学生甲:他要我退学.
够了吧!