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里面是有带对话的,可是不长,建议找个中文笑话翻译一下.
1,I think that I'm a chicken
Psychiatrist:What's your problem?
Patient:I think I'm a chicken.
Psychiatrist:How long has this been going on?
Patient:Ever since I was an egg!
2,My girlfriend is out in the car
A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something about his girlfriend being out in the car.The bartender,concerned because it was so cold,went to check on her.When he looked inside the car,he saw the man's friend,Dave,and his girlfriend kissing one another.The bartender shook his head and walked back inside.
He told the drunk that he thought it might be a good idea to check on his girlfriend.The fellow staggered outside to the car,saw his buddy and his girlfriend kissing,then walked back into the bar laughing.
"What's so funny?" the bartender asked.
"That stupid Dave!" the fellow chortled,"He's so drunk,he thinks he's me!"
3,I think I'll try a nicer approach
Every night,after dinner,a man took off for the local tavern.He spent the whole evening there,and arrived home very drunk around midnight each night.
He always had trouble getting his key into the keyhole and getting the door opened.His wife,waiting up for him,would go to the door and let him in.Then she would proceed to yell and scream at him,for his constant nights out,and coming home in a drunken state.But,Harry continued his nightly routine.
One day,the wife was talking to a friend about her husband's behavior,and was particularly distraught by it all.
The friend listened to her,and then said,"Why don't you treat him a little differently,when he comes home?Instead of berating him,why don't you give him some loving words,and welcome him home with a kiss?He then might change his ways."
The wife thought that might be a good idea.
That night,Harry took off again,after dinner.And,about midnight,he arrived home,in his usual condition.
His wife heard him at the door,and quickly went to it,and opened the door,and let Harry in.
This time,instead of berating him,as she had always done,she took his arm,and led him into the living room.She sat him down in an easy chair,put his feet up on the ottoman and took his shoes off.Then she went behind him,and started to cuddle him a little.After a little while,she said to him,"It's pretty late,dear.I think we had better go upstairs to bed,now,don't you think?"
At that,Harry replied,in his inebriated state,"I guess we might as well.I'll be getting in trouble with the stupid wife when I get home anyway!"
4,You can't bring that dog in this bar
A man goes to a bar with his dog.He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink.The bartender says "You can't bring that dog in here!" The guy,without missing a beat,says "This is my seeing-eye dog." "Oh man," the bartender says,"I'm sorry,here,the first one's on me." The man takes his drink and goes to a table near the door.
Another guy walks in the bar with a Chihuahua.The first guys sees him,stops him and says "You can't bring that dog in here unless you tell him it's a seeing-eye dog." The second man graciously thanks the first man and continues to the bar.He asks for a drink.The bartender says "Hey,you can't bring that dog in here!"
The second man replies "This is my seeing-eye dog." The bartender says,"No,I don't think so.They do not have Chiwauas as seeing-eye dogs." The man pauses for a half-second and replies "What?!!They gave me a Chihuahua?!"
里面是有带对话的,可是不长,建议找个中文笑话翻译一下.
1,I think that I'm a chicken
Psychiatrist:What's your problem?
Patient:I think I'm a chicken.
Psychiatrist:How long has this been going on?
Patient:Ever since I was an egg!
2,My girlfriend is out in the car
A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something about his girlfriend being out in the car.The bartender,concerned because it was so cold,went to check on her.When he looked inside the car,he saw the man's friend,Dave,and his girlfriend kissing one another.The bartender shook his head and walked back inside.
He told the drunk that he thought it might be a good idea to check on his girlfriend.The fellow staggered outside to the car,saw his buddy and his girlfriend kissing,then walked back into the bar laughing.
"What's so funny?" the bartender asked.
"That stupid Dave!" the fellow chortled,"He's so drunk,he thinks he's me!"
3,I think I'll try a nicer approach
Every night,after dinner,a man took off for the local tavern.He spent the whole evening there,and arrived home very drunk around midnight each night.
He always had trouble getting his key into the keyhole and getting the door opened.His wife,waiting up for him,would go to the door and let him in.Then she would proceed to yell and scream at him,for his constant nights out,and coming home in a drunken state.But,Harry continued his nightly routine.
One day,the wife was talking to a friend about her husband's behavior,and was particularly distraught by it all.
The friend listened to her,and then said,"Why don't you treat him a little differently,when he comes home?Instead of berating him,why don't you give him some loving words,and welcome him home with a kiss?He then might change his ways."
The wife thought that might be a good idea.
That night,Harry took off again,after dinner.And,about midnight,he arrived home,in his usual condition.
His wife heard him at the door,and quickly went to it,and opened the door,and let Harry in.
This time,instead of berating him,as she had always done,she took his arm,and led him into the living room.She sat him down in an easy chair,put his feet up on the ottoman and took his shoes off.Then she went behind him,and started to cuddle him a little.After a little while,she said to him,"It's pretty late,dear.I think we had better go upstairs to bed,now,don't you think?"
At that,Harry replied,in his inebriated state,"I guess we might as well.I'll be getting in trouble with the stupid wife when I get home anyway!"
4,You can't bring that dog in this bar
A man goes to a bar with his dog.He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink.The bartender says "You can't bring that dog in here!" The guy,without missing a beat,says "This is my seeing-eye dog." "Oh man," the bartender says,"I'm sorry,here,the first one's on me." The man takes his drink and goes to a table near the door.
Another guy walks in the bar with a Chihuahua.The first guys sees him,stops him and says "You can't bring that dog in here unless you tell him it's a seeing-eye dog." The second man graciously thanks the first man and continues to the bar.He asks for a drink.The bartender says "Hey,you can't bring that dog in here!"
The second man replies "This is my seeing-eye dog." The bartender says,"No,I don't think so.They do not have Chiwauas as seeing-eye dogs." The man pauses for a half-second and replies "What?!!They gave me a Chihuahua?!"