跪求英语关于“解雇”的段子,4个人参加表演英语老师让我们上讲台表演情景剧.4个人表演,主题是关于“解雇”.人物角色自由安排(比如可以使1个老板,2个职员,1个秘书).是英语对话,要非常直白简单,底下同学能听懂.关键是情节要比较新颖,让同学很有兴趣的那种.最重要的是对话幽默,活跃气氛最重要.难的是情节要幽默而且新颖吸引人.英语翻译不是难点,最简单的英语就OK了 我知道难度很大.恳求高手相助.好的话我在加200分,多少分都行.表演大概15分钟,4个人都有情节.用中文写就可以了,我自己会英语翻译,主要是情节剧本
2019-06-15
跪求英语关于“解雇”的段子,4个人参加表演
英语老师让我们上讲台表演情景剧.4个人表演,主题是关于“解雇”.人物角色自由安排(比如可以使1个老板,2个职员,1个秘书).是英语对话,要非常直白简单,底下同学能听懂.关键是情节要比较新颖,让同学很有兴趣的那种.最重要的是对话幽默,活跃气氛最重要.难的是情节要幽默而且新颖吸引人.英语翻译不是难点,最简单的英语就OK了
我知道难度很大.恳求高手相助.好的话我在加200分,多少分都行.
表演大概15分钟,4个人都有情节.用中文写就可以了,我自己会英语翻译,主要是情节剧本写给我就行了.也可以百度Hi我.必定重谢!
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Time: a hot simmer
Place: in as office
Characters: Clerk A, Clerk B, Boss, Secretary
Clerk A (throw away the pen out of his hand.): Damn it! What a hot day, isn’t it?
Clerk B (pushes the documents which she is filling in.): We seem to be on fire.
Clerk A: Have you found the flames of fury on the boss’s face. It seems to catch fire, too.
Clerk B: I’ve heard that he wanted to fire one of his staff among us.
Clerk A: Who will mind firing? I wish it would be me. Look at that disgusting appearance! He’s never provided us with a decent working environment. Don’t you see we’re working in a stove like office during summer? But he’d not like to sacrifice his own interests to build in an aircondition in it for the sake of us employees. I’ve been whating to fire him instead for a long period.
Clerk B: You? Come! I don’t believe you dare do so. You see, who will have to offer such a good post as you occupy now? It should be as well to stop thinking about it. As to me, being always a yes girl, the boss has looked down upon me instead of shooting a glance forward at me. There are always piles of documents for me to fill without end. Unfortunately, I am paid much less than any of you. I will be determended to leave him one day and maybe I can find another better one somewhere.
Secretary (sneaks in): Shh! The boss is coming, flashing fire with anger. You’d better stop chatting. Be careful not to be blamed so as to be fired.
Clerk A & B: None of us will be afraid to be fired.
Boss (breaks in with a bang of the door): You will not be afraid of what?
Clerk A & B: (save their breath)
Secretary: Nothing. They said they wanted a fire to cook squid at home after eturning from work.
Boss: You were not working when I come in. (He walks up to Clerk B) Why? You’ve not finished filling the form. I want it right away. I find you two haven’t been at work but pay attenting to fire. What will you have for your dinner? Squid? Why not invite me to share it with you?
Time: a hot simmer
Place: in as office
Characters: Clerk A, Clerk B, Boss, Secretary
Clerk A (throw away the pen out of his hand.): Damn it! What a hot day, isn’t it?
Clerk B (pushes the documents which she is filling in.): We seem to be on fire.
Clerk A: Have you found the flames of fury on the boss’s face. It seems to catch fire, too.
Clerk B: I’ve heard that he wanted to fire one of his staff among us.
Clerk A: Who will mind firing? I wish it would be me. Look at that disgusting appearance! He’s never provided us with a decent working environment. Don’t you see we’re working in a stove like office during summer? But he’d not like to sacrifice his own interests to build in an aircondition in it for the sake of us employees. I’ve been whating to fire him instead for a long period.
Clerk B: You? Come! I don’t believe you dare do so. You see, who will have to offer such a good post as you occupy now? It should be as well to stop thinking about it. As to me, being always a yes girl, the boss has looked down upon me instead of shooting a glance forward at me. There are always piles of documents for me to fill without end. Unfortunately, I am paid much less than any of you. I will be determended to leave him one day and maybe I can find another better one somewhere.
Secretary (sneaks in): Shh! The boss is coming, flashing fire with anger. You’d better stop chatting. Be careful not to be blamed so as to be fired.
Clerk A & B: None of us will be afraid to be fired.
Boss (breaks in with a bang of the door): You will not be afraid of what?
Clerk A & B: (save their breath)
Secretary: Nothing. They said they wanted a fire to cook squid at home after eturning from work.
Boss: You were not working when I come in. (He walks up to Clerk B) Why? You’ve not finished filling the form. I want it right away. I find you two haven’t been at work but pay attenting to fire. What will you have for your dinner? Squid? Why not invite me to share it with you?